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Situation Theatre

November 22, 2015

LambChopgate Scandal: War on Terror Strategy Based On 'The Song That Never Ends'

by Situation Theatre


By Situation Theatre 22/11/2015

Wikileaks has today released files which explain a lot about the War on Terror.

The new documents reveal the source for George W. Bush’s strategy to fight the evildoers, first conceived in 2001.

The President’s lightning quick response time when first told about the September 11 attacks is well known. Watch it here:

What’s news is that his appearance at this Florida school is also entirely responsible for the War on Terror strategy pursued for 14 years since then.

Prior to reading ‘My Pet Goat’, Bush listened to Lamb Chop’s Sing Along, Play-Along with the children. The song that particularly took the President’s fancy was ‘The Song That Never Ends’. You can enjoy 10 hours of it here:

With the lyrics ringing in his ears as he was told the second plane had flown into the towers, Bush instantly, unilaterally and dramatically shaped the course of the 21st century. The Western policy response to terrorism would forever more be dictated by Lamb Chop:

This is the war that never ends

It just goes on and on my friends

Some people started waging it not knowing what it was

And they’ll continue waging it forever just because...

This is the war that never ends

It just goes on and on my friends

Some people started waging it not knowing what it was

And they’ll continue waging it forever just because...

and so on...

We always knew the song was sinister, but after #LambChopgate, we’ll never look at Lamb Chop quite the same way again.

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