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Situation Theatre

May 13, 2019

Environment Minister Given Food, Water, And Blankets At Liberal Launch After Traumatic Missing Person Ordeal

by Sarah Johnson


Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

By Situation Theatre 13/5/2019

After approving Adani, Melissa Price went for a bushwalk to get some fresh air and ended up stuck for five weeks at the bottom of a coal mine.

The nation has breathed a sigh of relief now that they’ve seen visual evidence that Melissa Price still exists, following a harrowing month or so for the missing Coalition minister.

Ms Price stumbled into the Melbourne auditorium on Sunday for the Liberal launch, telling colleagues of the trauma of going for a walk in her local Western Australian electorate of Durack and rapidly becoming trapped in the local coal mine.

Shortly after being given some Liberal Party scroggin and immediately making another gaffe on the ABC, senior Liberals covered Ms Price in blankets, bundled her into a van, and drove her out to spend the final days of the campaign in another coal mine.

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