Image adapted from 123 Dentist
By Situation Theatre 31/12/2019
While most resolutions are on the scrapheap by about January 3rd, this one’s gonna stick.
According to an entirely legitimate scientific poll conducted by expert telepaths Osmosis Inc, more than half the country wants to lose weight, drink less, and overthrow the oligarchy.
The poll comes in the wake of the widespread recognition that having set fire to the entire country, now our kleptocratic politicians are off holidaying in one of their many tax havens.
Bruce from Cairns said “Id love to spend more time with friends and family but nothing would bring be greater joy than wiping the smirk off Smoko’s face.”
Indira from Darwin said “Usually I commit to a gym membership but this year I’m committing to ending the political careers of the pale stale male pollies of the LNP.”
And Maya from Wagga said “Last year I went Keto. This year I’m going anti-capitalist.”
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