Search
  • Home
  • Features
  • Satire
  • Reviews
  • About
Close
Menu
Search
Close
  • Home
  • Features
  • Satire
  • Reviews
  • About
Menu

Situation Theatre

May 19, 2019

New Zealand Navy Turns Back Thousands Of Australian Boats

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from Dunkirk

Screencap from Dunkirk

Screencap from Dunkirk

Screencap from Dunkirk

By Situation Theatre 19/5/2019

Looks like progressive Australians will have to stay here and fight this shoey of a government.

In what’s being described as a “reverse Dunkirk”, the New Zealand navy has turned back 5000 private Australian vessels that arrived on their beaches this morning following the re-election of the Coalition government.

When many middle-class progressive Australians heard last night that Scott Morrison would be giving a victory speech, they immediately packed up their possessions, commandeered a yacht, dinghy, or kayak, and set off across the Tasman.

It came as no surprise to disaffected Aussies that their dreams of a better future were dashed by one of the conservative government’s many toxic exports: boat turn-back policy.

On the upside, perhaps these progressives will now join their compatriots on the streets to stop this government from burning this country to the ground.

Tweet
Follow @twitter

TAGS: Asylum Seekers


  • Previous Post
    I’m Young, I Voted ...
  • Next Post
    Rupert Murdoch ...