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Situation Theatre

May 4, 2019

New Zealand Military Prepares For Invasion Of 10 Million Australians If Shorten Loses

by Sarah Johnson


Image from Mapsofworld.com

Image from Mapsofworld.com

Image from Mapsofworld.com

Image from Mapsofworld.com

By Situation Theatre 4/4/2019

The army, air force, and navy across the Tasman have been war gaming a Labor loss.

As Australia goes to the polls, Jacinda Ardern’s troops are gearing up for what would be an Australian Blitzkrieg following a possible Shorten loss.

The preparations come after Kiwi intelligence services picked up a record number of Aussies swearing they will be NZ-bound should the Member for Cringe win on May 18.

It is believed that close to half of Australia’s population would rather uproot their entire lives than be subjected to another three years of white supremacist ecocide masquerading as blokiness.

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