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By Situation Theatre 23/3/2020
If you’re confused by his 11am remarks, don’t worry, there’ll be a cascade of clarifications and re-clarifications at midday, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, and so on.
Australians who were left in a bit of a muddle yesterday by the Prime Minister’s midday press conference, the Premiers’ contradictory announcements in the afternoon, and then the PM’s subsequent confusing evening ABC interview, should have everything cleared up by the 15 press conferences Morrison has scheduled for today.
Expect to be told in no uncertain terms that you should/should not take your kids to school, should/should not go to work, and should/should keep being Australian.
Above all, remember that if you’re not sure exactly what to do, it’s your fault.
