By Situation Theatre 2/7/2019
At least it might minimise the number of votes on neo-Nazi slogans.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that Parliament will sit for three days this week to pass his one policy from the last election before rising for the next three years.
The Government does have other plans to demonise minorities with a few culture wars but they are keen to do that through their friends in the media rather than having to travel to Canberra.
While three sitting days will not be sufficient to tackle serious national issues such as economic insecurity or climate breakdown, it will be more than enough time to legislate automatic politician pay rises every hour on the hour for the next three years.