By Situation Theatre 6/11/2019

If you think Morrison is supernaturally insufferable, you’re right.

The true identity of Satan’s favourite son Scott Morrison has been exposed by a keen fan of Season 4 of The Good Place.

Miss Sharple was watching the current season of the hit American comedy on the up and coming streaming platform Netflix, when the plotline about the immortal demon Vicky donning a Michael suit to torture humans started to ring bells for her as an Australian citizen.

Suspecting that no human being could be that smug, fake, hypocritical, and inhumane all at the same time, she started wondering if this Prime Minister was sent from The Bad Place to make life absolute hell for millions of Australians.

Despite building a strong circumstantial case for demon torture by just paying attention to the daily news cycle, it wasn’t until she read that Mr Morrison had paid for empathy lessons that everything clicked.

Now that the truth has been revealed, a petition launched yesterday demanding he go back to where he came from has already garnered 8 million signatures.