By Situation Theatre 15/6/2021
Who needs a theory about leftist Luciferian paedophiles engaging in child abuse when you can torture kids in offshore prison camps yourself?
Australians are breathing a sigh of relief tonight, safe in the knowledge that their Prime Minister prefers to banish children to prison islands and neglect them until they suffer a blood infection, rather than buy into crazy conspiracy theories about child torture.
In relation to accusations that a prominent proponent of the QAnon worldview, Tim Stewart, exercises influence over the PM, Mr Morrison said it was “deeply offensive that there’d be any suggestion that I would have any involvement or support for such a dangerous organisation”. Far better to set up a system of offshore concentration camps and spend a decade imprisoning, torturing, and demonising vulnerable men, women and children fleeing persecution, than engage in harmful speculation online.
The PM has described QAnon as a “discredited and dangerous fringe group”, but as we go to press, he is still a member of the Liberal Party.