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Situation Theatre

August 3, 2019

Explosive Leaked Copies Of PM's Heavily Edited Bible Finally Explain His Bewildering Hypocrisy

by Sarah Johnson


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By Situation Theatre 3/8/2019

“Blessed are the mediocre white men, for they shall inherit the Earth.”

Photocopies of sections of Mr Morrison’s Bible have been leaked to Situation Theatre overnight and while they make for disturbing reading, they certainly explain a lot.

The edited version of Matthew 5-7 containing the Sermon on the Mount appears below.

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