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Situation Theatre

March 2, 2019

PM's New Climate Policy To Spike National Water Supply With Amnesic Drugs So We All Forget Six Years Of Environmental Sabotage

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

By Situation Theatre 2/3/2019

So that’s what he means by investing in hydro.

The same man who seduced a lump of coal in Australia’s Parliament, appointed renowned fossil fuel advocates to energy, environment and resources portfolios, dismissed funding for climate conferences and “all that sort of nonsense”, and continues to repeat lies about easily meeting Austalia’s emissions targets, wants us to believe he’s taking responsible action on climate change.

Screencap from The Guardian

Screencap from The Guardian

Now that he’s realised that’s patently absurd and never going to happen unless all Australians suddenly simultaneously suffer serious brain damage, his new climate inaction policy is to lace the national water supply with memory erasure drugs like Diazepam and Triazolam.

The PM is confident such a measure will make sure Australian voters will completely forget the six year history of this government’s efforts to sabotage climate action.

Yet even a populace with no memory of this government’s past crimes still retains a sense of smell, and in every ballot box across the country, the stench emanating from this cesspool of corruption is overpowering.

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