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May 15, 2019

Keating Gets First Ever Radio Standing Ovation For Calls To Drive A Stake Through Dutton’s “Dark Political Heart”

by Sarah Johnson


Screencaps from ABC News and SBS News

Screencaps from ABC News and SBS News

Screencaps from ABC News and SBS News

Screencaps from ABC News and SBS News

By Situation Theatre 15/5/2019. Updated 25/2/2020

A popular petition insists Keating be made Australia’ s ambassador to the UN because of how well he articulates the national interest.

200,000 ABC Radio Melbourne listeners stood as one yesterday morning after hearing former Prime Minister Paul Keating describe Peter Dutton as the meanest public figure in 50 years.

“I joined the Australian Parliament 50 years ago this year. In those 50 years I’ve never seen any public figure as mean or mean-spirited as Peter Dutton and at this election, those electors in Dickson have a chance to drive a political stake through his dark political heart, and I hope they do,” Mr Keating said.

Despite the fact that Dracula was more than a little offended to be classed in the same species as a being who repeatedly went to court to maintain his torture regime for the sickest of refugees, he absolutely understood the public urge to drive a political stake through the Minister’s heart.

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