Yummy, AIM, and Neil Bromhall
By Situation Theatre 8/9/2018
Meanwhile John Lennon’s “Instant Karma” tops ARIA Charts as nation revels in Desiree’s downfall.
The discovery that Peter Dutton had granted humanitarian visas for a murder of Royal English pheasant hunters was the straw that broke the camel’s back.
As if torturing 800 refugees, encouraging Rohingya to return to genocide, refusing an abortion to an asylum seeker who had been raped, dismissing asylum seeker claims of sexual assault, and denying psychiatric care to suicidal children wasn’t enough, it turns out this green potato has a penchant for lying to Parliament about cronyism.
Overcoming their fear of eating out due to the "African Gang Crisis", the nation is revelling in the downfall of Australia’s most hated white gang member by wolfing down the gourmet sandwich called "The Schadenfreude" in record numbers, available at all good cafes and restaurants.
The pleasure Australians are taking in the latest revelations by the former Border Force Commissioner make Dutton vs Quadvlieg the highest rating duel since Scott vs Vulcan on the 1995 season of Gladiators.
These delicious levels of Schadenfreude are spilling into the ARIA Charts, with John Lennon’s Instant Karma rocketing to number one.
Best to leave the final word to the great man himself.
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead
What in the world you thinking of
Laughing in the face of love
What on earth you tryin' to do
It's up to you, yeah you
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race