By Situation Theatre 19/07/2016
Don't get her started on Ramadan.
It’s very important to the artist formerly know as Tina Sparkle that she feels snug and safe from the mean Muslims. Bursting with effective counter-terrorism solutions, the Today Extra host has suggested renaming all 382,000 Australian Muslims either “Barry” or “Tina”, or “Scott” and “Fran” at a pinch.
Never afraid to offer an opinion on things she knows nothing about, Sonia Kruger has followed up her call for a ban on Muslim immigration with a series of concrete measures to help indulge her irrational fears.
Ms Kruger said “Let’s start with their foreign sounding names. Then we can move onto their accents. Let’s hook them up Clockwork Orange style and force them to watch Strictly Ballroom a few hundred times. They’ll be ignorantly spouting white supremacist extremism in no time.”