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Situation Theatre

March 19, 2019

Courageous, Creative, Passionate, Empathetic, Thoughtful Climate Strikers Ill-equipped for Jobs In The Australian Government

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

By Situation Theatre 19/03/2019

Concerns that the wide range of human qualities on display from the young climate activists will be unsuited to a career in Canberra.

Fresh from a media flogging in recent days for being pawns exploited into wanting a planet to exist in the future, there are now grave fears that tens of thousands of young Australian climate strikers will be temperamentally disqualified for a political life of corporate corruption.

Choosing between a future governing a wasteland in the interests of billionaires or leading the Australian people in a social, political, cultural and environmental revolution, many students are expressing the super weird preference for the latter.

Worst of all for an adult life in one of the major parties, these kids have a clear rebellious streak.

Sally from Grade 8 said “The PM is a rock job” Specifically coal.” Well said Sally.

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