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Situation Theatre

December 15, 2015

Tony Abbott Releases "Islam For Dummies" Just In Time For Christmas

by Situation Theatre


By Situation Theatre 15/12/2015

Foggy on the Five Pillars of Worship in Islam? Can’t tell your Sunnis from your Shiites?

Let Tony Abbott be your guide this Christmas.

Using his extensive knowledge of the Islamic faith to gently guide you through the intricacies of this 1400 year old religion, Abbott will give you a delicately argued, sensitive, nuanced argument for why he thinks Christianity is heaps better than it.

If you’re unclear on the fine details of why the Crusades never happened or why the invasions, colonisations, genocides, enslavement and plunder executed by the Christian West across much of the world were actually about "decency and tolerance", then Tony Abbott’s “Islam for Dummies” is the perfect Christmas gift for you and your white supremacist mates.

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