By Situation Theatre 11/05/2016
Scott Morrison has put the Coalition in a bit of a pickle with his calls for an end to class warfare.
Now Morrison has halted the 70 year conservative assault on the working class, the government lacks any other policies to fall back on.
The Liberals are currently in crisis talks and plan to focus their election campaign on style over substance. For this reason, Tony Abbott, Cory Bernadi, George Christensen and Eric Abetz will all be hidden in a closet for the duration of the campaign.