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By Situation Theatre 20/4/2020
The Minister for Government Services would charge you $37,975 for taking out your garbage and even then he’d snoop around the receipts in your recycling.
Stuart Robert, a man from whom the Dodgy Brothers keep their distance, has reassured Australians that he is to be trusted to spy on you effectively.
Considering the Government’s natural affinity with technology, as seen with the NBN, robo-debt, the Census, and My Health, downloading the app based on the Minister’s assurances definitely sounds like something you should do.
Robert, who attracts scandals like Trump collects sexual assault allegations, is adamant that the app is safe. That said, he is due to hold a press conference tomorrow saying “my bad, it wasn’t actually safe after all”.
