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By SItuation Theatre 25/7/2019
There’s zero chance something called “evolution” could produce this result.
Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris are fuming this morning now that their whole business model has been ruined by irrefutable proof that God exists, and it turns out he’s a bit of a sicko.
Until today, most of us (apart from Australia’s credulous PM and a few of his Pentecostal mates) dismissed the heinous acts recorded in the Old Testament as nothing more than cautionary tales. Sure, the Bible says God sent bears to murder children, turned Lot’s wife to salt, tried to kill Moses, committed loads of genocide, and even ordered people to kill their own kids. But you know, did he really?
But now that the phrase Prime Minister Boris Johnson exists and the axis of awful has taken charge of the UK, Australia and the United States, there’s no denying that God exists, he’s real mad, and he’s taking it out on all of humanity.