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June 23, 2020

Australia Celebrates 10 Millionth Culture War Used To Distract Everyone From Climate Breakdown

by Sarah Johnson


20 June 2.jpg
20 June 2.jpg

By Situation Theatre 25/06/2019. Updated 26/2/2020 and 23/6/2020.

Right-wing lunatics are murdering all life on Earth. It makes sense to wipe out the humanities en route to wiping out humanity.

Over the summer, Australia lost 33 people, 2,779 homes, 17 million hectares and over 1 billion animals in the nation's worst ever fires.The permafrost is thawing 70 years ahead of schedule. Greenland is melting three times faster than 20 years ago. Himalayan glacier melting has doubled since the year 2000. Millions of hectares of pristine tropical rainforest were destroyed in 2018, 2019, and 2020. In recent days, temperatures in the Arctic circle have reached 38°C, 30 degrees above normal.

Temperatures reached +38°C within the Arctic Circle on Saturday, 17°C hotter than normal for 20 June. #GlobalHeating is accelerating, and some parts of the world are heating a lot faster than others.

The #RaceToZero emissions is a race for survival.

Dataviz via @ScottDuncanWX pic.twitter.com/NIKeAYdiJd

— UN Climate Change (@UNFCCC) June 22, 2020

Capitalism and its psychopathic neoliberal managers are wiping out the biosphere and we have less than 10 years for a global transition to eco-socialism or we’re all doomed.

But please Scott Morrison, tell us more about why the only academic disciplines which can explain how we got into this mess are no longer relevant?

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