By Situation Theatre 19/03/2019
The PM is sick to death of the divisive tactics of rapist refugees who self-harm and suicide in a tribalist bid to eat our Anzac biscuits.
At a post-Christchurch speech designed to heal the nation of old wounds, Scott Morrison brought us all together. He actually said to the Australia-Israel Chamber of Commerce of all places:
“If we allow a culture of ‘us and them’, of tribalism, to take hold; if we surrender an individual to be defined not by their own unique worth and contribution but by the tribe they are assigned to; if we yield to the compulsion to pick sides rather than happy coexistence, we will lose what makes diversity work in Australia.”
He then stressed that what also makes diversity work is inciting riots on Manus Island, falsely claiming charities coach refugees to self-harm and refusing to apologise for doing so, torturing suicidal children in island concentration camps and refusing them proper medical treatment, and fighting them in court for the privilege.