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By Situation Theatre 29/11/2019
In even more exhilarating news, an obscure but prophetic constitutional rule has been discovered stating that if enough people tweet #notmypm, the Prime Minister is dismissed by the Governor-General.
Australians all let us rejoice, for we are 60,000 years old and free of Scott Morrison.
Absolutely exhausted from 15 months of cronyism, corruption, and outright lies from the Morrison Government, on top of the five previous years of the same from two other virtually identical Coalition Governments, 10 million Australians have taken matters into their own hands by seceding from mainland Australia and swearing allegiance to the New Zealand Prime Minister.
The seed was planted when through a viral video of Ardern listing her many achievements inside two minutes, Australians realised that a Prime Minister could have achievements.
What a fantastic list of achievements from this wonderful woman and her Government.... @jacindaardern https://t.co/6xZDgK2jdS
— John Stockton (@CllrJStockton) November 3, 2019
The plan was cemented when our PM argued that thoughts and prayers were a more potent fire retardant than actually doing something to stop them, and set into motion when he started making The Juice Media’s honest advert for My Police State look like an understatement.
