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By Situation Theatre 3/12/2019
Just to clarify, I said “trust in God”, not “trust in convicted sex offenders”.
Due to the actions of three current or former Coalition MPs yesterday, Jesus of Nazareth has been forced to release a statement reminding conservatives that he is in fact pretty opposed total moral bankruptcy.
In the space of a few hours, it was revealed that devout Christian George of Manila had blocked the release of AFP documents about his saucy Filipino adventures, committed Christian Angus Taylor had set the tone for the rest of his political career by lying in his very first speech to Parliament, and dedicated Christian Tony Abbott had visited convicted paedophile George Pell in prison.
Christ said that while he had become used to being associated with the worst kind of hypocrites, he felt compelled by yesterday’s events to remind everyone that using public money to take 28 sex trips to the Philippines then using your privileged position to cover it up is a “pretty loose interpretation of the Gospels”.
