After awarding Neil deGrasse Tyson the honour of World’s Sexiest Astrophysicist in the year 2000 and spending the last fifteen years searching for an equally meaningless accolade, People Magazine have yet again triumphed.
Thanks to his toned abs, winning smile and appalling record on climate change, the PM has taken out the top gong. He narrowly defeated Stephen Harper and this sultry and seductive coal mine.