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Situation Theatre

September 2, 2020

Abbott To Be Euthanised After Calling For Deaths Of Elderly Australians Draining Public Purse

by Sarah Johnson


Image from The Guardian

Image from The Guardian

Image from The Guardian

Image from The Guardian

By Situation Theatre 2/9/2020

Hard questions needed on keeping the former Prime Minister alive.

Tony Abbott has kicked somewhat of an own goal by accidentally committing to be euthanised after arguing that elderly Australians costing the taxpayer $200,000 a year should probably just go ahead and die.

Given the ex-PM has a lifetime annual pension of over $300,000 as well as a Life Gold travel pass which includes 10 free return business airfares each year, he will be put down immediately.

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