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Situation Theatre

September 2, 2020

Billionaire Pressures Billionaire-Bought Government To Force Billionaire-Run Companies To Pay Him. We Call This Democracy

by Sarah Johnson


Images from ABC News , ABC News, The Conversation and ExchangeWire

Images from ABC News , ABC News, The Conversation and ExchangeWire

Images from ABC News , ABC News, The Conversation and ExchangeWire

Images from ABC News , ABC News, The Conversation and ExchangeWire

By Situation Theatre 2/9/2020

This is also known as “reform”.

A media billionaire worth $18 billion has pressured a government staffed by his former employees, which he purchased in conjunction with a mining billionaire worth $4 billion, to force two tech companies worth over $800 billion and $1 trillion to pay him an unlimited amount of money.

Interestingly, the word democracy derives from the ancient Greek words “demos” meaning “billionaire” and “kratos” meaning “kinks”.

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