By Situation Theatre 5./11/2019

Neo-nazis around the world are loving this impressive video of Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison wrapping up his political career in two minutes.

In celebration of one year in office, Prime Minister Morrison decided to note some of his most memorable achievements in a speedy piece to camera. In the video, he details a number of tax, media, and rhetorical changes he’s implemented during his time in office, and honestly, I get why he’s the darling of the alt-right.

The video has gone viral on both 4chan and 8chan and it’s easy to see why: it’s damn fashy.

Beyond billions in tax cuts for the wealthiest Australians, Prime Minister Morrison’s achievements include raiding both the ABC and the underwear drawer of journalist Annika Smethurst, and a watertight policy of prayer to address the drought crisis. He also boasts a totalitarian attitude to lawful protest, slanders refugees as rapists and paedophiles, and lists concentration camps as an immense source of pride. When he’s not traumatising beloved families from Biloela by deporting them in the middle of the night, he’s wasting millions of dollars in taxpayer money imprisoning them and only them on Christmas Island.

Yep, no big deal.

The Australian PM touches on the environmental impacts of his government too. Through a series of culture wars used to distract us all from the sociopathic ecocidal mania of his kleptocratic administration, he has attempted to ensure his impact will last well beyond his time in office.

After seeing just how much he’s done for the far right, it’s fair to say every authoritarian leader around the world can take notes.