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October 13, 2015

AFP To Supervise All Muslim Births

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By Situation Theatre 13/10/2015

In conjunction with the move to restrict the movements of 14 year old Muslim men, the federal government has asked the Australian Federal Police to attend the births of all Muslims and record any signs of radicalisation.

Attorney General George Brandis has defended the bold new move: “Some people say minimising the chances of terrorism is about working closely with teachers, youth clubs, counsellors and social workers within communities, drawing on the knowledge of experts and learning from successful programs of de-radicalisation in places like Denmark . Not me. I think it’s about punishing Muslims, especially the cute pudgy baby ones.”

The announcement comes as part of a suite of measures to protect the Australian community, including a program to force pregnant Muslim mothers to play John Williamson’s “Hey True Blue” twice daily to their own wombs.

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