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Situation Theatre

September 29, 2015

Capitalism Brainstorms Ways To Destroy Possible Life On Mars

by Situation Theatre


By Situation Theatre 29/09/2015

Managers across the globe’s boardrooms have got out the butchers paper and marker pens and are cracking on with an array of schemes to profit from debasing life on a second planet.

There’s a lot of blue sky thinking, pie charting, touching of bases, reaching out, leveraging of best practice, thinking outside the box, learnings, drilling down into corporate values, game-changing, low-hanging fruit and synergistic growth. It is what it is, and what it is, is capitalism destroying one world and setting its sights on another.

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