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By Situation Theatre 27/8/2019
Capitalising on the ecocidal momentum of Penny Wong’s inspiring pro-coal stand and Queensland Labor’s courageous endorsement of the coal industry, the Labor Leader has shown that he too cares little for the survival of his grandchildren.
Never one to offer any kind of alternative vision which might actually get people to vote for him or give Australians any hope for the future, Anthony Albanese has spent four months listening to voters and concluded that what they really want is a pissweak version of Scott Morrison.
As a result, Albo started the day with a visit to Rebel Sport to pick up some baseball caps and a Sharks jersey, popped into the Horizon Church to pray for the miracle of kleptocracy, and then held a quick press conference to heap praise on the quiet Australians in private schools and mega-corporations and to condemn poor people, refugees, unions and the concept of tax.
He capped it off by spending Question Time asking Scott Morrison rhetorical questions about the goodness of various objects such as coal.