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By Situation Theatre 7/2/2020
The monstrous new Greens leader is already terrorising Australians with fundamentalist fantasises of not being murdered by fossil fuel companies.
Marxist mutant Adam Bandt has only been leader of the Australian Greens for a matter of days and already the nation’s children are petrified he might actually give them a future.
The maniac who seems hellbent on not sacrificing millions of Australians at the altar of coal capital is zeaolously pursuing a hardline agenda of defending human life.
Like all diehard fanatics, Bandt rants and raves about his terrorist manifesto, in this case called the “green new deal”. Jam-packed with hate-speech about ensuring jobs in a renewable economy for coal communities, Australia has never before faced such a grave threat.
Fortunately, the freedom fighters over at News Corp are already marshalling their forces against this militant miscreant and will fight hard to banish the horror of hope, humour, and honesty from the Australian political landscape.
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