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Situation Theatre

February 7, 2020

Morrison Awards Taylor Presidential Medal of Freedom

by Sarah Johnson


Image from New Politics

Image from New Politics

Image from New Politics

Image from New Politics

By Situation Theatre 7/2/2020

It’s the highest honour bestowed upon a member of the Liberal Party for individuals with especially meritorious contributions to an endemic culture of committing cavalier corruption with impunity.

President Scott Morrison celebrated Angus Taylor’s exoneration by the AFP yesterday by denouncing the whole non-investigation of his Energy Minister: “it was evil, it was corrupt, it was dirty cops, it was leakers and liars”.

“It was all bullshit. It was hell”, the Commander-in-chief said.

POTA slammed the lack of proper scrutiny about Angus Taylor’s myriad of corruption and falsification scandals as a “witchhunt”

“As everybody knows, my family, our great country and your President have been through a terrible ordeal by some very dishonest and corrupt people,” Morrison said. “They have done everything possible to destroy us, and by so doing very badly hurt our nation. They know what they are doing is wrong, but they put themselves far ahead of our great country.”

Following his careful exposition of Anna Freud’s principle of projection, President Morrison then awarded Taylor the Medal of Freedom and congratulated him on really excelling in a highly competitive field of naked corruption.

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