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Situation Theatre

January 6, 2020

New Zealand Struggling To Cope With Influx Of 25 Million Asylum Seeker Applications

by Sarah Johnson


Images from The Conversation, ABC, and The Guardian

Images from The Conversation, ABC, and The Guardian

Images from The Conversation, ABC, and The Guardian

Images from The Conversation, ABC, and The Guardian

By Situation Theatre 6/1/2020

Australians are seeking protection from Scott Morrison en masse.

The New Zealand Ministry for Foreign Affairs and Trade has been overwhelmed by resettlement applications in recent weeks from their cousins across the ditch.

Owing to their membership of the social group which recognises reality and wants a future, the vast majority of Australians have a well-founded fear of persecution by coal fetishist and death cult leader Scott Morrison.

NZ Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has said that these fears are entirely justified and that she will do everything in her power to grant sanctuary to these long-suffering people.

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