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Situation Theatre

July 6, 2020

Health Authorities Implement Hard Lockdown Of Conservatives To Stop Spread Of Propaganda

by Sarah Johnson


Images from ABC, ABC and AP

Images from ABC, ABC and AP

Images from ABC, ABC and AP

Images from ABC, ABC and AP

By Situation Theatre 17/3/2020. Updated 6/07/2020.

There are concerns that five days will be nowhere near enough.

Public health institutions in Australia are desperately trying to quash the “explosive potential” of a misinformation outbreak across nine conservative hotspots from exploding into a full-blown fascist state.

Current hotspots include the TV studios of Sky News, Channel Nine, and Channel Seven, the radio studios of 2GB, the News Corp Australia headquarters, as well as the Coalition benches of Parliament.

As a result of the five-day “hard lockdown”, conservatives will be unable to spread their viral load to the rest of the Australian population.

Experts expect the necessary national transition to an eco-socialist utopia will require the lockdown to be extended indefinitely.

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