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Situation Theatre

July 4, 2020

Ghislaine Maxwell Uses One Prison Phone Call To WhatsApp Howard And Abbott

by Sarah Johnson


Maxwell PMs.jpg
Maxwell PMs.jpg

By Situation Theatre 4/7/2020

Offering unconditional emotional support for alleged and convicted sex offenders since 1991.

Ghislaine Maxwell, the British socialite, has been arrested in relation to alleged sex crimes, and so immediately called former Australian Prime Ministers Tony Abbott and John Howard for comfort.

Maxwell had heard of the unparalleled solace Howard and Abbott have provided alleged and convicted sex offenders in recent years, including High Court justice Dyson Heydon, who Howard said did an “excellent job”, Cardinal George Pell, praised by Howard as having an “exemplary character” with “strength and sincerity” and who Abbott said was “a very fine man indeed”, and Father John Gerard Nestor, who Abbott described as an “upright and virtuous man”.

Following the call, Maxwell gave both Howard and Abbott glowing character references.

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