By Situation Theatre 3/9/2019
It’s amazing what you learn when you take a quick break from your own opinions.
The Nationals MP just noticed that the Willie Wagtail has the most exquisite birdsong after shutting the fuck up for a moment.
After a long nationally televised rant into a megaphone about privacy and how good his new sex life is, Labor Labor Labor, abortion, corruption, sexual harassment and how you can’t say anything anymore, Mr Joyce looked up into the trees to see that something exists beyond his own hat.
The incident lasted a fraction of a second before he said “Sorry, what was I saying about women’s bodies?”