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Situation Theatre

February 21, 2020

Sanders Destroyed As Bloomberg Shines In Strong Debate Debut

by Sarah Johnson


Image from CNN

Image from CNN

Image from CNN

Image from CNN

By Situation Theatre 21/2/2020

The democratic socialist had a terrible night which may signal the end of his campaign, while the former Republican Mayor really distinguished himself from the pack with a near flawless performance.

Well, it looks like it’s over for Vermont senator Bernie Sanders after he took a hammering on his belief in democracy and his consistent record of fighting for working people.

Meanwhile, Mayor Bloomberg lit up the night sky like a shining star, really in the peak of his rhetorical powers as he waxed lyrical on the rights of billionaires to stomp on human faces forever.

Although there were some doubts about the Mayor’s record going into the debate, all such doubts were quickly dispelled as it became abundantly clear that he truly is the unity candidate.

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