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Situation Theatre

February 23, 2020

Unelectable Socialist Suffers Humiliating Victory In Nevada

by Sarah Johnson


Image from Fox News

Image from Fox News

Image from Fox News

Image from Fox News

By Situation Theatre 7/2/2020. Updated 12/2/2020 and 23/2/2020.

Electorate punishes Bernie for his extremist agenda of equality, justice, and a habitable planet by voting for him.

Non-viable democratic socialist candidate for President of the United States, Bernie Sanders, has proven centrist critics right by coming in a disappointing first place in the Nevada caucuses.

As predicted by all mainstream media pundits, the Vermont Senator’s agenda for free healthcare, free college, redistribution of wealth to the working class, and emergency climate action which would give humanity a chance of survival, is proving to be devastatingly unpopular with the mass movement he is building with lightning speed.

It’s pretty clear from his record fundraising efforts, immense personal popularity, enormous volunteer base, handsome poll lead in many key states, and now his wins in Iowa, New Hampshire, and Nevada, that just like the U.S. would never elect a black President, nor will they ever elect a socialist.

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