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Situation Theatre

September 21, 2019

Millions Of Teens Brainwashed By Science

by Sarah Johnson


Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

By Situation Theatre 21/09/2019

The way these kids slavishly listen to reason, blindly accept scientific fact, and, much like sheep, rebel against their teachers, principals, parents, state, and federal governments in service to humanity is basically Nazism.

Extract from The Guardian

Extract from The Guardian

You really do feel for the millions of these poor brainwashed kids, demonstrating incredible leadership and organising skills, finding community, purpose, meaning, all while doing the job adults and leaders alike have so catastrophically failed to do over the last 40 years. SAD.

Now Sky News has Rita Panahi discussing the “poor brainwashed kids” of the #schoolstrike4climate.

Prue MacSween says there are “social groomers masquerading as teachers”.

Jack Houghton (Sky Digital Editor) calls the strikers “completely economically illiterate”.#ClimateStrike pic.twitter.com/ATzT1xY8j2

— Damon Meredith (@DamonAM) September 20, 2019

It’s one thing for Murdoch’s acolytes to brainwash millions of Australians into voting Liberal.

But believing scientists and wanting to save the planet really shows a shocking lack of independent thinking.

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