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Situation Theatre

February 17, 2020

Christ’s “Miracle” Fraud: Matthew, Mark, Luke, John Paid $150 Million For New Female Change Rooms

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Ausleisure and David L Dishman

Images from Ausleisure and David L Dishman

Images from Ausleisure and David L Dishman

Images from Ausleisure and David L Dishman

By Situation Theatre 17/2/2020

Archaeologists have excavated a pretty damning colour-coded chart.

Jesus Christ is facing intense pressure to step down as Lord and Saviour after a series of damaging reports, leaks, and archaeological digs have exposed his miracles as a gigantic fraud.

A personality cult has surrounded Christ ever since he supposedly cured a leper, healed the blind, resurrected the dead, and walked on water.

It turns out these miracles were nothing more than mass deceptions perpetrated through a combination of targeted grants, a few key aristocratic backers, and an unprecedented misinformation campaign.

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