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Situation Theatre

October 19, 2016

Clinton Prepares For Final Debate With Three Day Self-Defence Course

by Situation Theatre


Image: Rolling Stone

Image: Rolling Stone

Image: Rolling Stone

Image: Rolling Stone

By Situation Theatre 19/10/2016

Debate organisers will also provide Hillary with mace, a whistle and a buddy system.

After spending 90 minutes last week being stalked around a stage by a man who brags about sexually assaulting women, Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is taking no chances for the last debate.

She has spent the last three days intensively preparing for her risky late night encounter with Trump with a crash course in awareness, assertiveness, verbal confrontations skills, safety strategies and physical techniques that will enable her to successfully prevent, escape and resist violent sexual assault.

While the chances of Trump actually sexually assaulting Clinton in front of an audience of millions are slim, the chances the final debate will be a genuine exercise in democracy are even slimmer.

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