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By Situation Theatre 17/3/2020
Morrison is losing his mind now the quiet Australians won’t be able to immunise themselves by watching the Sheffield Shield final.
The Federal Government’s plan to stop the coronavirus in its tracks with a strong final performance from all the boys in the NSW cricket team has just been hit for a home run with the news that all cricket in Australia has been cancelled.
The PM’s plans to use the nation’s peak domestic cricketing competition to Sheffield Shield Australians against the worst effects of this once in 100-year pandemic now lie in tatters.
Shortly after the news broke, the PM was found hunched over in the corner of his Parlimanet House office, inconsolably muttering to himself: “I don’t understand, it’s been such a great summer of cricket.”