By Situation Theatre 13/9/2019

“People call us racist but have you seen the shit he’s been saying?”

Following Peter Dutton’s latest efforts to mine the subterranean depths of Australian xenophobia, far right groups across the country have banded together to demand the Home Affairs Minister dial back his hateful and divisive rhetoric, lest he give right-wing extremism a bad name.

Although white supremacists are usually big fans of Dutton’s work, even recruiting him for their car commercials, many now believe his ongoing demonization of the beloved Tamily family from Biloela is doing a disservice to the cause of white purity.

A spokesperson for “White Like Homebrand Vanilla Ice Cream” said “It’s one thing to degrade and dehumanise refugees in offshore concentration camps. It’s quite another to have a crack at a young family that white people seem to actually care about.”