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Situation Theatre

September 11, 2019

American Public Devastated By Loss Of Psychopath Hellbent On Waging Insane Wars

by Sarah Johnson


Screenshots from Norman Page and MSNBC

Screenshots from Norman Page and MSNBC

Screenshots from Norman Page and MSNBC

Screenshots from Norman Page and MSNBC

By Situation Theatre 11/9/2019

Tributes are pouring in for this deranged madman.

Spare a thought for the millions of Americans this morning as they come to terms with the loss of yet more talent from the White House. They haven’t been this inconsolable since Trump fired Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci.

In a world of few certainties, since news broke that he would become Trump’s National Security Advisor in April 2018, U.S. citizens could at least rely on the prospect of bloody and prolonged wars in Iran, Venezuela, and North Korea which would kill millions of civilians and make American great again.

Now without the steady fists of John Bolton banging the drums of World War 3, what do Americans possibly have to look forward to?

Worse still, Bolton’s upcoming Nobel Peace Prize is now in doubt.

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