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Situation Theatre

September 29, 2015

Dutton Seals $10 Trillion Deal To Resettle Refugees On Mars

by Situation Theatre


By Situation Theatre 29/09/2015

You thought the $55 million deal to resettle four refugees in Cambodia was a sizzler. Wait until you hear what your favourite climate change comic Peter Dutton has in store for asylum seekers on Nauru and Manus Island.

After speaking with NASA scientist Michael Meyer about the limited local facilities for refugees on Mars, Dutton reassured journalists that no one would hear them scream.

Mr Dutton said “They’ll only have water in the summer months, but they’ll be so remote we’ll care even less.”

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