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Situation Theatre

April 20, 2020

Dutton Retains Job As 3.4m Aussies Not Responsible For Ruby Princess Debacle To Lose Theirs

by Sarah Johnson


Images from SBS and ABC

Images from SBS and ABC

Images from SBS and ABC

Images from SBS and ABC

By Situation Theatre 20/4/2020

Meritocracy in action.

The Grattan Institute has crunched the numbers and has predicted that the 3.4 million Australians who had absolutely nothing to do with allowing the Ruby Princess to dock in Sydney Harbour will lose their jobs, while the man responsible for this decision will keep his.

Unemployment is predicted to rise to 10% in the June quarter, the same percentage of coronavirus cases Peter Dutton introduced to Australia via the infected cruise ship.

Between 14 and 26% of the entire Australian workforce will lose their jobs, significantly lower than the percentage of Liberal MPs who should lose theirs.

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