SBS and The Guardian
By Situation Theatre 1/5/2020
“Sure he’s incompetent, negligent, and cruel, but boy does he come down hard on accurate tweets.”
The 10% of Australian coronavirus cases linked to Peter Dutton’s failure to do the one job he’s banged on about for five years have offered gushing praise to the Home Affairs Minister for his bold stand against a public servant who compared two events based on objectively similar qualities.
While some victims have expressed their wishes that Peter Dutton had the intellectual and moral capacity not to harm hundreds of Australian citizens and terrorise thousands of refugees, others have welcomed his ham-fisted, tone-deaf, culture war of distraction attack on Victoria’s Deputy Chief Health Officer.
Peter Dutton:
— Leo Jai™ (@lionheartleojai) April 30, 2020
2015: Boats, boats, strong borders.
2016: Boats, boats, strong borders.
2017: Boats, boats, strong borders.
2018: Boats, boats, strong borders.
2019: Boats, boats, strong borders.
2020: It's nothing to do with me.#RubyPrincess #auspoI
Minister For Not Stopping The One Boat It Actually Would Have Been Useful To Stop Rather Boldly Calls For Somebody Else’s Resignation https://t.co/Ss9P5GIidy
— captain pirate monkey with an airship (@jonkudelka) April 30, 2020
Exhausted, achey, and feverish, victim Melanie Swanson, said between coughs that she was grateful that Mr Dutton was making up for the suffering he had inflicted on her by trying to inflict suffering on a more high-profile woman.