God's Office Dismisses Peter Dutton As A Human Error

By Situation Theatre 2/5/2020

“What can I say, he was a real blunder.”

The office of one of the hottest supreme beings going around, who started trending a couple of thousand years ago, has released a statement admitting what many have long suspected: the creation of Peter Dutton was a bit of a mishap.

The statement confirmed that while God did have a lot on, what with all the omnipotence, omniscience, omnipresence and so on and so forth, there is still no excuse for failing to declare a mistake like Dutton.

“When you’re responsible for everything in the universe it can be quite tough to nail every human being. It’s not like giving yourself one mission in life and failing even to do that.”

“Still, forgetting to bestow a single scrap of compassion, kindness, or competence on Mr Dutton was somewhat of an oversight.”

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