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By Situation Theatre 23/3/2019
Alistair, his wife Cynthia, and their adult children Caspian, Kingsley, Kensington, Malcolm, Charlotte, Violet, Sophia, Scarlett, Imogen, Henry, Quince Paste, Figs, Finn, and Samantha, will all be voting Liberal today despite all quite fancying clean air, bearable temperatures and the absence of water lapping at the front door of their modest palace.
A family of merchant bankers living in Sydney’s eastern suburbs will today deign to take a short break from eating caviar off the backs of slaves on their daily super-maxi sailing trip to vote for their friend Gladys in the NSW election.
This, despite the Liberals’ active policy of environmental destruction and the family’s penchant for rolling around in their inordinate wealth without the initial interruption of the dying screams of poor people followed by a tropical cyclone blowing away their harbourside helicopter.
