Images from School Strike 4 Climate and The New Daily
By Situation Theatre 20/1/2019
A man calling himself “The Prime Minister” is wanted for 3456 counts of arson, 4367 counts of negligence, 144,555 counts of climate criminality, and 1,567, 879 counts of insufferable smugness.
A man on the run from a nation incandescent with rage and actual fire who speaks in tongues, takes the Bible literally, and advocates for the end times so he can ascend to heaven, has been spotted photographed in Hawaii “being a legend”, “enjoying a few bevvies”, and “doing the shaka”.
The man, who has been acting out fantasies of torturing Muslims in concentration camps for years, has recently become more notorious for fuelling and fanning hundreds of fires across a geographical area bigger than Belgium.
But torturing Muslims and starting fires is thirsty work, so he recently flew business class to Hawaii to sample the Mai Tais and “hang loose”.
Despite being entirely predictable, the man is nonetheless very dangerous so if you do see him, be careful and stay safe.
If he sees you he will tell you to be quiet, but remember: if you see something, say something.
